Fuzzy Five Haikou

(Feel free to leave your own in the comments)

Breakfast

Red, round rooster sits
On the couch watching football
Not on farm fresh eggs

Nina Jr.

A fuzzy spy stalks
Trying to blend with the crowd
Mum, but the horn blares

Nightshade

The strong, silent type
Sorry for not giving you
Many lines last year

Spirit

Lucky, exempt from
Unfair standards of beauty
Who wants a svelte plush?

Otto

Everyone I’ve met
Has a strange desire to
Wear you like a hat