Fuzzy Five Haikou

(Feel free to leave your own in the comments)


Red, round rooster sits
On the couch watching football
Not on farm fresh eggs

Nina Jr.

A fuzzy spy stalks
Trying to blend with the crowd
Mum, but the horn blares


The strong, silent type
Sorry for not giving you
Many lines last year


Lucky, exempt from
Unfair standards of beauty
Who wants a svelte plush?


Everyone I’ve met
Has a strange desire to
Wear you like a hat