Meet the Cast
Otto van Cuddlesburger is played by Mr. Pink of Shaker Heights, Ohio. Since learning that he was named after Steve Buscemi’s character in Reservoir Dogs, he has wanted to break into acting. “The lack of roles for non-menacing, non-swimming octopi made me think about quitting several times,” says Pink. He stuck it out and eventually got his big break playing a stuffed animal in the closet of Maria Castro, the teenage lead in the hit telenovela Los Amores de la Gente Bonita.
Nina Jr. is played by by Gingerbread of Petaluma, California. Though she plays a narwhal in Fuzzy Five, she is actually a Squishable Android who spends four hours each day in a makeup chair in preparation for each bi-weekly installment.
Breakfast T. Chicken is played by H.R. Cluckinstuff of Totowa, New Jersey. More familiar with working backstage, Cluckinstuff was forever banished from live theatre for his careless work securing harnesses in Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark. We still dig him.
Spirit is Britnee’s real-life fuzzy companion and plays herself in the Fuzzy Five. They are both natives of Fluffton and frequent the Pancakethanon, the restaurant on which the Waffletorium is based. Spirit is most proud of opening the first fully-automated abattoir in all of Farmville.
Nigtshade is played by Randall Cooningham of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. He was discovered when his owner spent a semester as an exchange student in Manila. Since raccoons are not native to the Philippines, his exotic looks quickly grabbed the public’s attention. Cooningham has starred in several ad campaigns there, most notably as Raccoonino, a lovable forest creature who scours the town for unguarded buckets of Happychick brand fried chicken.
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finally! someone remembers meredith! i was half expecting her to fly in with our teen vampire to rescue our hapless heros! but i suppose love trumps all?
yeah philly!!!!!!
the plot, its beginning to uhm, well, the flashback, its begining to have some plot and go with it somewhere!
Hahah, an Android who goes in for hours of make up! I can’t wait to see what happens next. Also, why did I never stumble on the fed-exed coffin of a chatty vampire during college?
Do you suppose Randy is related to Mario Cooningham of my apartment, New York, NY? Perhaps acting will run in the family?
Yes, they are indeed related. They could be a great acting family, but let’s hope they’re more like the Douglases than the Sheens.
The asterisk thing made me utterly LOL.
But this means poor Nina Jr.’s in for something worse…O_O;
Bill Compton actually does have a wii! We see it in season 2 when Hoyt’s mom goes nuts. hahaha
“Fatty McFat Fat!” So mature Spirit, so mature XP