Note: Sugar-free caramel, though wonderfully free of that sugary sugar stuff, is still extremely sticky. Use caution when eating sugar-free caramel. Sugar-free caramely goodness will still breed bacteria and cavities in the consumer’s teeth if not properly unstuck after use.

The Dentists’ Association of Fluffton (DAF)

P.S. We at the DAF do not necessarily espouse any of the ideas held by Dr. Liu of Ominous Mountain Dental, nor his love of sugar-free caramels.