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$600 Seeking Secret Lair Space (Fluffton area)

Date: 2011-02-15, 9:36AM EST
Reply to: rent-omsu-2215442261@gregslist.org
 


Hello there!

I am seeking space for a secret laboratory (never mind for what) somewhere convenient to the OMSU School of Dentistry. I have a maximum budget of $600 per month.  These are my requirements/preferences:

- If possible, I would like the lair to be built somewhere improbable, such as underwater or deep within a mountain.  A strip mall location is not secret, even if it is at the far end next to a karate studio that nobody seems to go in or out of;

- Cable-ready;

- Spiral staircase or glass elevator preferred but not necessary;

- Plenty of storage space for gadgets, ideally made of glass or another clear material.  If not glass, then piston-controlled brushed steel that makes a satisfying “pssssht” sound when opened;

- No walk-ups;

- No shared bathroom accessable by a key with some huge plastic thing attached to it.  The last thing I need while preparing my super-secret plans is to break for a quick pit-stop only to get sandbagged by the guy from the office down the hall who wants to talk about hockey.  I hate hockey!;

- LEED Certified, if possible.

References available upon request.

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•Location: Fluffton Area
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