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$600 Seeking Secret Lair Space (Fluffton area)
Date: 2011-02-15, 9:36AM EST
Reply to: rent-omsu-2215442261@gregslist.org
Hello there!
I am seeking space for a secret laboratory (never mind for what) somewhere convenient to the OMSU School of Dentistry. I have a maximum budget of $600 per month. These are my requirements/preferences:
- If possible, I would like the lair to be built somewhere improbable, such as underwater or deep within a mountain. A strip mall location is not secret, even if it is at the far end next to a karate studio that nobody seems to go in or out of;
- Cable-ready;
- Spiral staircase or glass elevator preferred but not necessary;
- Plenty of storage space for gadgets, ideally made of glass or another clear material. If not glass, then piston-controlled brushed steel that makes a satisfying “pssssht” sound when opened;
- No walk-ups;
- No shared bathroom accessable by a key with some huge plastic thing attached to it. The last thing I need while preparing my super-secret plans is to break for a quick pit-stop only to get sandbagged by the guy from the office down the hall who wants to talk about hockey. I hate hockey!;
- LEED Certified, if possible.
References available upon request.
AH-HA HA HA HA HA!!!
•Location: Fluffton Area
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PostingID: 2215465123
I think I might be motivated to do my workouts by imagining Squishables doing kickboxing and Tae-bo.
Also, I am frightened of the dentist!
Nice Crocs, bro.
I like the dentist’s slippers. x3
i think he has inhaled too much laughing gas! what a NO NO! (ahem..weak pun…sorry)
FLOSS OR DIE!!! What a great poster to scare kids into correct dental hygiene…
LMAO, I love the “Floss or Die” poster!
I think the wallpaper is scarier than the dentist. Then again, I’m not that scared of dentists.
Floss or Die! Cake or Death!
Dilly, those are Crocs. Not slippers
What the h is on his tie, though? Is it meant to be pineapples cause it looks like tropical theme hand grenades
I know tae-bo! hee..