Villain Request Form (BAD-287)
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Goal:
__ Power
__ Money
__ The Girl
__ Victory on a reality show (the “not here to make friends” villain)
Tip-off Physical Characteristic:
__ Swarthiness
__ Scar
__ Russian accent
__ Always sits behind a very large desk
__ Is Jack Nicholson
Power(s) (check all that apply):
__ Political influence
__ Doomsday bomb/computer virus/pathogen
__ Owns a large gun
__ Has an app for that
Outfit:
__ Generic military
__ Victorian schoolboy
__ Beekeeper hat
__ Power suit, power tie, BlackBerry
Grudge:
__ Family-owned sweatshop shut down by OSHA
__ Not hugged enough as a child
__ Finished second to your hero in 1992 Manitoba Amateur Curling Championship
__ Used to host a popular morning TV show in a mid-sized city before they hired that $%@#& Tanya
Fatal Flaw:
__ Says his/her fatal flaw is that “I’m too much of a workaholic” at evil cabal job interviews
__ Not impervious to fire/bombs/taser/flattery (circle one)
__ Sensitive about double chin
__ Small duct in planet-size warship that will blow up the whole thing if struck “just so.”
Humanizing Character Aspect:
__ From New Jersey
__ Loves pet ferret vewwy, vewwy much
__ Cried during The Notebook
__ Not human (N/A)
The Girl
Scar
Has an app for that
Beekeeper hat
Not hugged enough as a child
Not impervious to flattery
Loves pet ferret vewwy, vewwy much
lol, can you work with that?
I Reeeeeaaallly want the last one.
Thought bubble bursting and thinly veiled threats to coeds over Squishables by a mystery ninja/spy?
Oh the ridiculousness.
Oh good, some plot advancement. I was starting to get impatient.
Noooooooo! Not the Squishables!
I want a needle to prick thought balloons.
__ Victory on a reality show (the “not here to make friends” villain)
__Always sits behind a very large desk
__ Political influence
__ Doomsday bomb/computer virus/pathogen
__ Victorian schoolboy
__ Not hugged enough as a child
__ Says his/her fatal flaw is that “I’m too much of a workaholic” at evil cabal job interviews
__ Loves pet ferret vewwy, vewwy much
wait…Jack Nicholson and not human?
u think jack nicholson IS a human?? ….?
wait…if scary ninja can burst human thought bubbles, that means they can burst thought bubbles of the squishables too? is there a plot to expose the squishables? or a plot to suppress theM??
NO… this means that the ninja has an evil squishable! But what is it? T. Rex? Cthulu?
I love your comic, but at times, the post you make below them is a thousand times better…this is one of those times,lol.
__ Power
__ Scar
__ Has an app for that
__ Beekeeper hat
__ Used to host a popular morning TV show in a mid-sized city before they hired that $%@#& Tanya
__ Small duct in planet-size warship that will blow up the whole thing if struck “just so.”
__ From New Jersey
__ Power
__ Scar
__ Owns a large gun
__ Has an app for that
__ Victorian schoolboy (I really want this one.)
__ Not hugged enough as a child
__ Not impervious to flattery
__ Cried during The Notebook