From OMSU & U: A New Student’s Guide, back cover

Campus Map

1. Civil Engineering Department
2. Uncivil Engineering Department
3. Administration Building
4. Permanent Multi-Cause Protest Encampment
5. Port-A-Potties
6.  English Department
7. Palin School of Government
8. Underwater Basketweaving Pool
9. Job Placement Office, Starbucks
10. Cafeteria (Sneezeguards coming Fall 2013)
11. Medical Left
12. Medical Center
13. Medical Right
14. Psychology Department  (or by drawing it there, am I just projecting?)
15. Physics Department
16. Entry Portal to the Secret Steam Tunnels
17. CLASSIFIED
18. Alchemy Department
19. The Library, or so I’m told
20. Day Care Center and Experimental Pre-School for Children With Limited Depth Perception
21. Unfenced Abandoned Gravel Pit
22. That Big Building With The Clock
23. Computer Science Department
24. School of Jocks
25. Fourth National Bank of Fluffton Auditorium
26. Student Union
27. Student Scabs
28. Mixology Department
28. Donor Name TBA Residence Hall
29-48. I’m honestly surprised you got this far
49. Waffletorium
50.  Assorted Fraternities
51.  Angry Townies
52.  Assorted Sororities
53. Time Out Corner
54. Big Upside-Down T Steakhouse and School of Veterinary Medicine